Brian

bmache@gmail.com — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 03:13:27 GMT

Dear dupage county,

Thank you for my license back.

Oh yeah and raping me of $200.

Fuck that

bmache@gmail.com — Tue, 29 May 2007 01:54:11 GMT

-------------LAST PERSON WHO--------------

x. Slept in your bed: Me
x. Saw you cry: No idea
x. Made you cry: No idea
x. You shared a drink with: Allison
x. You went to the movies with: Allison? Fuck movies I don't go.
x. You went to a mall with: Erin and Jessica
x. Sent you an email: Brenda Marr

-----------------HAVE YOU EVER---------------

x. Have you ever liked someone: Yeah
x. Said "I Love You" and meant it?: Gettin a little deep are we
x. Gotten in a fight with your pet: Fuck pets
x. Been to California: Layover
x. Been to Hawaii: Nah
x. Been to Mexico: Yeah man
x. Been to Canada: Never
x. Danced naked: No
x. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day?: Nah

------------------------EXTRA STUFF----------------------

x. Do you have a crush on someone: Sure
x. What book are you reading now: On the road
x. Worst feeling in the world: Probably being stabbed.
x. Future son's name: Bob
x. Do you sleep with a stuffed animals?: No
x. What's under your bed: nothin
x. Favorite sport to watch: tennis
x. Siblings: 2
x. Location: room
x. College plans: who knows
x. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: allison
x. Where do you want to get married: nowhere
x. Who do you really hate: no one
x. Been in Love: damnn
x. Do you drive: yess
x. Do you have a job: yeah
x. Do you like being around people: sure

----------------------------STUFF---------------------

x. Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did: nahh

x. Do you have a "type" of person you always go for?: not really

x. Want someone you don't have right now? nahh

x. Are you lonely right now: no

x. Song thats sticks in your head a lot: i make it rain

x. Do you want to get married: sure

x. Do you want kids: sure

----------------FAVORITE---------------------

x. Room in house: My room

x. Music: Salsa and rap

x. Band: Ying Yang twins

x. Color: Blue

x. Perfume or cologne?: naww

x. Month: November?

x. Stone: d. Yes please.

--------------IN THE LAST WEEK, HAVE YOU---------------

x. Cried: No.

x. Bought something: Yeah

x. Gotten sick: Yeah

x. Sang: Yeah

x. Wanted to tell someone you loved them: No

x. Met someone new: Yep

x. Missed someone: Sure

x. Hugged someone: yeah

x. Kissed someone: yeah

----------- I N F O R M A T I O N ------------

Name: Brian
Status: i got a hoe
Sex: male
Birthday: january 30
Sign: Aquarius
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: i dont know
Height: 6

----------- F A S H I O N | S T U F F --------------

Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes: urban h m
Favorite designer?: iono
What is your sexiest outfit?: no outfit
What is your most comfortable outfit?: pjs
What do you usually wear?: Jeans

-------------- S P E C I F I C S -------------------

What kind of shampoo do you use?: iono
What are you listening to right now: brand new
Who is the last person that called you?: allison
How many buddies are online right now?: 76
------------- F A V O R I T E S -----------------

Food: I dont knowww
Girls name: I dont know
Boys name: I dont know
Subject in school: econ
Animal: small fish

---------------- H A V E | Y O U | E V E R -------------

Given anyone a bath?: thats fucked up
Bungee jumped?: Nope
Made yourself throw up?: Yeah. Why spend time not feelin good? Throw up. Drink more.
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Who hasnt
Cried when someone died?: Sure
Fallen for your best friend?: Nah
Done something you regret?: Who hasnt
--------------- A R E | Y O U ---------------------

Understanding: Yeah
Open-minded: No
Arrogant: sure
Insecure: Not really
Random: yeah man
Hungry: no
Smart: kinda
Organized: somewhat
Shy: not really
Difficult: Yep
Bored easily: Not really
Obsessed: Nope
Angry: Nopee
Sad: Nope
Happy: Yep
Hyper: no
Trusting: no

--------- W H O | D O | Y O U | W A N N A --------

Kill?: No one
Slap?: No one
Get really wasted with?: Anyone
Sex it up with?: olsen twins

------------------ R A N D O M ---------------------

In the morning I: go to school
All you need is: booze
Love is: sure
I dream about: frogs
Playing with: your mom
What do you notice first in the opposite sex: tits! haha umm, face? i donno

--------- W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R ---------------

Coke or Pepsi: coke
Flowers or candy: candy
Tall or short: Tall

--------------- W H O ---------------

Makes you laugh the most: I donno

bmache@gmail.com — Sun, 13 May 2007 05:22:45 GMT

Random Survey for Boredom

. How old will you be in five years?
22

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
jessica jen dave

3. How tall are you?
6

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
summmmmmmmmmer

5. What's the last movie you saw?
fuck i donno

6. Who was the last person to call you?
allison

7. What was the last text message you received?
allison

8. Do you prefer to call or text?
call i donno texting is cool.

9. What were you doing at 12am last night?
drunk

10. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
Married

11. When is the last time you saw your mom?
thursday afternoon?

12. What colour are your eyes?
brown

13. what time did you wake up this morning?
11

14. What socks are you wearing right now?
barefoot bitch

15. What is your favorite Christmas song?
fuck christmas music

16. Do you tan or burn?
burn

17. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
nothing

18. How many TVs do you have in your house?
4

19. How big is your bed?
queen

20. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
laptop

22. What color are your sheets?
redish

23. What is your favorite season(s)?
Fall or spring

24. Have you ever kissed more than one girl/guy in a night?
of course

25. What do you like about winter?
the cool weather

26. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Glen Ellyn, addison

27. Do you like Chinese food?
yeah

28. Do you like coffee?
yeah

29. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
6

30. What do you drink in the morning?
oj coffee

31. Do you know how to play poker?
no

32. Do you like to cuddle?
sure

33. Do you have an addictive personality?
haha kinda

34. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
no

35. Do you speak any other languages?
no

36. Have you ever had stitches?
yes

37. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
aisle

38. Can you roll your tongue?
yes

39. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
jesus christ

40. Do you snore?
no

41. Lover or a fighter?
lover

42. What is your worst fear?
fuck, dying?

43. As a kid, were you a lego builder?
sure

44. What do you think of "reality tv"?
lame

45. Do you chew on your straws?
no

46. Were you a cute baby?
yeah

47. Do you sing in the shower?
no

48. Have you ever bungee jumped?
no

49. Any secret talents?
no

50. Have you eaten sushi?
yeah

51. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko?"
yeah

52. Do you give a darn about the ozone?
nope

53. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
no

54. Have you ever been on an airplane?
yeah

55. What's your stand on hunting?
kill em

56. Is marriage in your future?
sure

57. Where does the other sock end up?
iono

58. What time is it?
1220

59. Do you have a nickname?
nope

60. Is Macdonald's disgusting?
no way jose

61. When was the last time you were in a car?
12

62. Do you prefer baths or showers?
showers

63. Is Santa Clause real?
no

64. Are you afraid of the dark?
no

65. What are you addicted to?
a few trhings

66. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
creamy

67. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
yeah

68. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
three

68. Is drug free the way to be?
hellll no

69. Are you wearing socks?
no

70. Have you ever hitch hiked?
no

71. When's the last time you cried?
a long time ago

72. Do you like your life?
of course

73. Whose life is better?
iono

74. Are you psychic?
no

75. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
sure

76. Do you play any instruments?
no

77. Can you skateboard?
no

78. Do you like camping?
hell yeah

79. Do you snort when you laugh?
no

80. Do you believe in magic?
no

81. Is a dog a man's best friend?
no

82. Do you believe in divorce?
yeah

83. Can you do the moonwalk?
no

84. What was the last thing you ate?
cookies

85. Do you wear nailpolish?
no

86. Do you like someone right now?
yeah

bmache@gmail.com — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 03:34:15 GMT

I hope you get a sexually transmitted disease you whore bag

bmache@gmail.com — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 02:19:38 GMT

FRIENDS ONLY.

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